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Tuesday, 28 December 2010
Goodbye 2010
Christmas was fine, a non-event really, spent with a married couple, an eccentric doctor and a nun who could be 105. If ever there were a bunch of characters, it was them. The husband is half deaf; the doctor who thinks himself hilarious (and has a braying laugh to prove it); the nun with two buck teeth and who has been here from “the start” (1905) according to the doctor. The day was a mixture of tension, rude jokes, banter and good food. Christmas pud from Dublin and three glorious, wonderful, sublime Gin and Tonics. Oh yes, David was on his ear!
So Happy Hogmanay, New Year etc. etc. and I look forward to seeing most of you at the end of 2011. Here’s to another great year!
Giving Something Back
Anyway, I digress. The thought was that WE could use this blog to help the people here. Blogger is owned by google and so I can allow google to place ads on this blog. Now I have been using gmail for many years and I have never as far as I can remember, clicked on an ad which are always present on the right hand side of the page. The only times I have clicked on an ad is to help a web site that I have gotten something useful from, like a computer program. I dislike advertising in general and so decided up front to not enable ads. But that was because I didn’t want to make money for myself out of it.
So here is my plan/suggestion. I am going to do a trial run of one month with ads enabled at the side of the blog. I’m currently posting about once every seven to ten days. I would like to think most of the posts are entertaining (dare I even say amusing). If you think so too, then I ask you to click on the top ad after reading a post. As far as I know all you have to do is click it and then you can close the window. The fact that the webpage didn’t fully load is irrelevant apparently. For a change, I’m not asking you for money, but instead, about 5 seconds of your life for each new post. At the end of the trial I will post the results and if we actually make some decent money (lets say $10-$20) then I will continue and at the end of next year I will post a survey and WE can decide what to do with the money. Every penny/cent/kwatcha will go to community. Perhaps we can help an orphan get an education, help a HIV+ family earn an income by buying some goats or provide a borehole so that a community can get fresh water. I don’t know, but I’ll get some options and post them. If you hate the idea then hopefully you can just ignore the ads, just as I do in gmail.
Wednesday, 22 December 2010
Merry Christmas one and all
I hear through the grape vine that Europe is again experiencing very cold conditions. I do feel for you all, honest! Especially while I sit outside in the cool shade of a tree sipping freshly juiced mangos. Seriously though, I know people are travelling at this time and I would be a very pissed off camper if I was stranded in London for the holidays. But please, please, please darlings do travel safely! Believe me, I know how important it is to get home or to a loved one but not at the risk of your own life. So please drive/travel carefully and stay safe.
I’ve been thinking about my first 8 and ½ weeks here as I thought about what to write here. The wondrous feeling of adventure, as I first stepped onto African soil in 24C heat at six in the morning. The image of three little black kids sitting on a fence next to an abandoned railway line with the line running behind them into the shimmering distance; viewed from the window of my bus returning from that weekend in Lusaka. The total happiness I felt eating fruit in the back of the trunk sandwiched between 5 nurses all chattering away and laughing after my first day out in the villages with HBC. And the thousand other memories that I look forward to boring you senseless with upon my return next year.
So I want to take this opportunity to wish you and your loved ones a very, very Merry Christmas and a Fabulous New Year. I look forward to seeing you in person again at the end of the year and hope that between now and then, life will smile on you. But if life doesn’t, then feel free to give it the two fingers from me. Oh, and if anyone meets Santa Claus on the way, can you ask him to redeliver my presents, pretty please?
Yours,
A slightly disorientated, almost Christmas-y David
Thursday, 16 December 2010
Goodbye Hair
I was twenty when I knew for sure I was doomed. My hair had started to recede (thanks dad) and turn grey (thanks mum). For the past three weeks I've been putting off getting my hair cut because I knew what was ahead of me. Forget scissors people, it's machine only in this neck of the woods. We all know the look, the man who’s long since lost all hope of hair but is still desperately trying to hang on; the comb-over is point in case. It’s BS and everyone knows it! For this reason, although I’ve been relatively confident that I still have time on my hands, for the past two years, I've been threatening to shave off my hair and stop trying to pretend that I still have a regular hairline. So this seems like a good time, to at least experiment with the look.
And so I find myself, not quite recognisable yet in the mirror. I am enjoying the feel of my hand running over my hair though and hair that dries in less than 5 minutes is quite welcome. Sadly, in the half-light of the shop, I didn’t notice the large patches of hair that he missed. It also only occurred to me later that normally, my wonderful Turkish barber has ALWAYS shaved my hair upwards, not downwards and so unsurprisingly, there are indeed these lovely patches of longer hair. At $0.80 a visit though, I think I might be able to stretch to another visit to rectify the matter.
Yours, a much more air-conditioned David
Wednesday, 15 December 2010
Soundscape
When I thought of what Chikuni might be like as a place all those months ago, I thought of “the back of beyonds”. No street-lighting, no cars, no sirens or constant traffic and very sparsely populated. To be honest I thought it would be deathly silent. Ha, was I wrong! I remember one of the first evenings it rained here, maybe a month ago. I was in mass when the rain broke, the heavens opened and the lightning shrieked from above. I got nicely soaked by the time the rain stopped. On the walk home, the noise was incredible. Toads, frogs, crickets and who knows what made it perfectly clear that they were very happy to see rain. Indeed, the noise was so loud, I had to put my hands over my ears!
The most memorable sounds tend to be at night though. The rustle of something large in your bedroom after turning off the lights; the boom of thunder and followed by the pitter-patter (and even pounding sometimes) of rain on our roof; walking home in the pitch black along the top of the reservoir amidst a plethora of calls made by creatures I have never seen before nor can now identify. Even the surprisingly loud buzz of a mosquito, only inches away from your head with nothing but a mosquito net between you and it.
In the morning it’s the birds that make the most noise. By 7 am have already had two and a half hours of practise done. The birdsong is also punctuated by the annoyingly loud cry of cockerels announcing themselves long after dawn has been and gone. The bastards!
During the day, there is usually the pleasant sound of laughter. People here are remarkably happy and laugh regularly. For example, on Friday we were supposed to go with a drilling crew to drill a borehole for fresh drinking water in a distant village called Cheelo that lies on the outskirts of the parish. The rig broke down no more than 100 meters from where the crew had stayed overnight; the rear suspension cracked, thank you crap Zambian roads. The boss was clearly annoyed by this and his crew were trying to fix it without much success but yet they were still able to tease and laugh with each other. These guys sleep rough every night in tents wherever they are drilling or find themselves. Life is a long way from easy and yet they are not downtrodden or heartened, which I really admire. There is also another reason for the laughter, or perhaps giggling would be a better description. As a white guy wherever I go, after meeting a group of people (but especially girls) there is usually an uproar of laughter. I take this in good spirits and can only hope they are not being too mean about me. Then there is Tonga, the local language. It’s quite lyrical but not like any other language I have heard before. Besides those, there is the mechanical sound of Radio Chikuni, generators/UPS’s (because we lose power at least once a week) and badly maintained cars bouncing over dirt road.
I think the noise I notice the most though is the steady sound of crickets. They go on and on, at the same pace and pitch until they blend into the background and you don’t notice them for hours. Then you stop thinking or dreaming or talking and there they are. Even now as I write this at 17:30 they are in full swing and in stiff competition with the evening news on in the kitchen.
I hope all that makes sense. I’ve discovered it’s a rather difficult thing to describe sounds, especially when I don’t have that many reference points for you. But needless to say, just like most other things here, it’s all quite different and sometimes scary.
Sleep tight in your boring creature free homes,
David
Saturday, 4 December 2010
Rain!
A consequence of the arrival of the rains is the absolutely amazing thunder and lightning storms. I have long been a fan of a good lightning storm and here I have been treated to, without doubt, the most spectacular storm ever! Picture a clear night sky dotted with bright stars directly overhead. Now look in any direction you wish and watch the cloud light up with flashes of white as lightning flashes. But still there is silence and the stars overhead, somehow out of place because you shouldn’t be able to see stars during a storm and why can you not hear any thunder? The flashes are constant because there is lightning everywhere but here. Sometimes you see huge streaks of fork lightning crashing to the ground to split trees, cause havoc and make babies cry. Sometimes the lightning even seems to go horizontal and then back up into the cloud. The best bit is that you are sitting outside, with good company and an illicit Castle beer in your hand, waiting to be called inside for a dinner you don’t have to cook for a change. This happened last Monday night as Jean Pedro and I sat outside “yellow house”, our local restaurant. We also had lightning Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Are you seeing the pattern yet? The side effect of the lightning is the electricity outages. At least three times this week we’ve lost power, often over night. Two mornings I’ve woken to find no Zesco (power). JP and I made a campfire Monday night though and ruined an aluminium pot making tea though, which was very nice. The last time I had made a fire was on a beach in Ardmore (Waterford, Ireland), many New Years eves ago with a girl who sadly, still means a lot to me but I no long see.
Last weekend was great. I went to a traditional Zambian wedding (don’t worry girls/mum, it wasn’t mine). Pretty much everything was different from a European wedding (like the bride arriving before the groom) and I think I was guest of honour. I also ended up
Friday, 26 November 2010
It’s the little things
Tea, Father?
You probably know I’m a fan of the Fr. Ted TV series. Good old Mrs. Doyle was always ready with the teapot and a stark determination that everyone must drink. Well, being white here, much to my amusement/consternation I am continuously being referred to as ‘Father’. “No”, I tell people with a smile, I’m not a priest, just a volunteer. I’m tempted to get a T-shirt printed and delivered (I even know that the design would be, a boy chasing a girl with “Not A Priest” on the back) but I find it funny that people automatically assume. And people are just as persistent as Mrs. Doyle. Indeed, John Pedro, my flatmate was made to stand up in mass one Sunday when he first arrived and the priest made it publicly know that he was not a priest! Which is quite ironic given that they’ve done nothing but try and talk him into the priesthood since!
I miss flirting
Now, you know me, I’ve never ever, ever been called a flirt. And sure, to be honest, I wouldn’t even know how to flirt! Honest! :) But, if I did, then I would be missing it right now. The majority of female contact these days involves nuns and even I have some level of moral conduct so I’m at a bit of a loss. People are very friendly here. And yes, there is a potential female friend but damn, it never dawned on me that I would be missing that. And what’s worse is that I stay on a teaching training college campus. There must be parties and potential around here somewhere. I think I need to start getting out more in the evenings! :) Do you hear those violins too?
All creatures great and small
I came to the realisation last night that I’ve been here awhile now. This happened as I walked past a big spider in the hallway and didn’t even flinch. Indeed, I walk past spiders, cockroaches, frogs, stick inserts and geckos without even batting an eyelid. To prove the point, last week, I found a scorpion sitting in the corner of my wall with nothing but the mosquito net between us. It can’t have been more than 50 cm from my head but I just rolled over and went to sleep. I haven’t seen it since. I’ve been told that now, as the rain session starts, the snakes will start to appear and two cobra’s have already been found around the parish. I go running in the morning, always scanning the ground for movement and ready to jump over/aside whatever it is I might find. But it’s not just the creepy creatures that’s different. There are loads of species here that I have never seen before and that all adds to the differences of the place.
Buon Appetito
Food here is much better than I had feared. The local staple diet is shema, a dish common in many countries around this region. It’s made with ground maize and flour, cooked and shapped into hand sized ovals. It is pretty tasteless but I enjoy eating it when I get the chance. It’s usually served with a little meat or fish and some vegetables (I’ve had either rape or pumpkin leaves so far). It’s so dense that a little goes a long way and everyone here grows maize. I’ve had goat intestines with shema and my other housemate has promised to get me the fabled goat testicles, yummy! Sadly I just missed out on centipedes in Lusaka as the resturaunt had run out that night. What a shame I tell you. At home and for lunch with the priests, I eat lots of rice and pasta at the moment, usually with chicken. Lunch on Friday is always fish (it’s a Catholic thing long since forgotten in Ireland/UK). But the fruit is great here. We are just coming into mango season and mangos have everywhere in Chikuni. After that the guava will be in season. We have also enjoyed watermelon lately and at K10000 (€1.80) for the entire thing, I think you’ll agree it’s good value. There are also peaches and a new fruit, Mexican apples, which I am hoping to cultivate over the coming year.
Capturing the moment
My camera and I are rarely parted as you know and here is no different. However the use is totally different. Here, I feel shy about taking photos and so I take far fewer. Everyone sees the white priest and so there is no stolen moments. I have also long biased towards black and white photography. Here, it feels like a betrayal to shot black and white. The place is so full of colour that it seems a shame to limit it to grayscale. That was until recently when I saw a really great book produced by an Italian photographer. All the photos in the book were black and white and he had some truly stunning portraits of people. So I’m going to try and break my usual stealth approach and be a bit bolder. Or at least try… especially because I miss not taking photographs.
Getting from A to err, A?
I gained my independence at the tender age of 19 in the guise of my sisters crappy old Nissan Micra (sorry Mairead, I was very glad of it but it was!) which she loaned to me while she unwittingly went to Australia to meet her future husband. In London I no longer had a car but I still had my freedom. Here, oh boy, is a totally different story. One of the stipulations of the volunteer program is that I am not allowed to drive. I’ll be the first to say that I knew and accepted this when I agreed to take part. Despite it being an excellent idea in terms of my personal safety and for the reputation of the programme, it sucks. In fact it sucks big time! I am utterly dependant on other people to either drive me somewhere (where I can get a public transport connection) or know somebody who is going out. I am here to be of service to the community first and foremost but, phew, it’s tough! If I want to go and do some proper shopping or see my student friend then I have to go to Monze. It’s 7KM of compacted dirt track to the main road and then another 15KM to Monze. There are taxi’s around but on my current budget of about $3/day they are a luxury. But on the bright side, not being able to go anywhere is giving me lots of time to do what I came here for, to think about my life so far and what I want next. And eventually I’ll get the bike here fixed. I swear!
You guys
People have been great. I’ve had lots of lovely emails and even a couple of postcards (they take 20+ days to reach me!) from all the people I have left behind. You are all in my thoughts and in my prayers from time to time. You rock! I opened the good bye card from Tideway last night and it was lovely to read all the comments. And if Chris Bryan is reading this, thanks for the extra one from Caroline, I laughed so hard my eyes watered! It’s funny to imagine all your lives continuing in different ways, even unexpectedly bumping into each other from time to time. I still miss you, just maybe not as much as during that first month. I know a few of you are going through tough times right now but I’m there in spirit! Another friend showed me recently, you never know how a seemingly negative event can prove to have a very positive outcome. Olga, I’m really glad everything worked out! By the way, if anyone has sent me a text on the new number, then I’m afraid it hasn’t reached me. Sorry!
So I’ve left out a hundred other things but there you go, I’m a bastard like that! :)
Til next time,
A much happier David
Wednesday, 17 November 2010
Lusaka
Lusaka, as you’ve probably guessed from that introduction is a typical (African) city. Lots of people moving about, noise, traffic, pollution and poverty. That Saturday night we passed two car accidents and found a car with no brake or back lights happily driving along. You need your wits about you! If you’ve never been to Africa then you may be surprised to learn that in some ways, cities are very similar to European cities. We went to a shopping centre/mall/arcade and found people milling around the cinema, mobile phone shop, resturaunts etc just like in Europe. I also finally managed to get myself a local SIM after countless disappointed faces around Chikuni learned I only had an UK number.
Sunday morning we went to the bus station to organise a bus back to Chikuni for later in the day. This was, by far and away, the most horrendous experience of the weekend! Not helped by the fact that it wasn’t even 10am yet. We didn’t even manage to cross the road before people were surrounding us, trying to sell us stuff or trying to be the one to organise a bus for us. Add to that, the near constant honking of impatient bus drivers waiting to depart with little else to do but lean on the horn. On top of that there are cars trying to drive through the place and guess what, they’re also beeping at people to get out of the way. Finally you have the mass of people trying to catch their bus or get through the insane asylum. Oh and although I’m sure it’s perfectly safe, I have my own personal fear of getting mugged/pick-pocketed as the icing on the cake. Needless to say I was glad to leave there, ticket (and confirmed seat) in hand and of Jean-Pedro doing most of the leg-work. I know next time I go there, I’ll be on my own so it was great having him as a safety net.
After the manic frenzy that was the bus station, I was treated to a much more pleasant experience, a most wonderful mass, said by a fellow Irishman. I was sitting there thinking, it’s like having Gay Byrne give the sermon, great stuff! The church was packed, with ushers trying to find seating for the people standing at the back or sitting on window ledges trying to get a view. And there was a Gospel choir who really knew how to sing and indeed, how to get the entire congregation clapping, singing or dancing. I mentioned the Gay Byrne comment to the priest after mass, but I don’t think he was too impressed :)
So all in all, a very nice weekend, with lovely accommodation, good company and an excellent reconnaissance mission to figure out the details of how I will get to Lusaka in the future and even to the lower Zambezi national park eventually. Lusaka isn’t a place I want to spend a lot of time though and as I departed from the city I realised that I wouldn’t miss it. I guess it’s not my city like London/Cork would be and I don’t feel at all comfortable there, nor do I want to! So it’s back to the bush for me, waiting patiently for the temperature to drop to a more workable level and enjoying the calm life style here.
For those who want my new number, it’s +260 Nine Seven 500 Fifty-one eighty-eight. Sorry for the text version but I don’t want it getting screen scraped by spammers etc. If you text me and don’t hear back, it’s either because it never got to me or I don’t like you! Either way, you could try emailing as well if it was important. I also wanted to say thank you to all those people who emailed after the last post. It must have sounded very gloomy as lots of people thought I was down. But fear not for my spirits are high (despite the heat, spiders and now snakes). I can't even quite believe that I am here almost a full month already.
Cioa,
David
Monday, 8 November 2010
The unhappiest sport in the word…
We had a kick-ass lightning storm here on Tuesday. I was in mass for all souls days and thankfully missed the majority of the rain but the storm was ahead of me on the way home. And not crappy old sheet lightning like in Ireland or London, oh no! Proper fork lightning with thunder loud enough to make me jump and swear simultaneously. I think lightning even hit the water in the lake I walk past everyday as I was passing by. I wish I could have captured it on camera but I was too busy a)trying not to get wet and b)not get electrocuted. However there’s been no rains since and I’m getting tired of carrying an umbrella for no reason. But you know as soon as I leave it behind me what’ll happen. People have started planting maize (the staple diet here) in preparation for the rains so it can’t be far away. I’m also thinking about starting a little photography project for myself with the maize. More on that later.
I’ve been missing my London life a little this week, especially in the evenings and weekends. Saturday night, I was washing clothes, (re)reading the Kite Runner and wrote an email. I do nothing in the evenings and don’t know how to change it other than continue to be friendly and wait for the inevitable friendships to be formed. I feel however that while people are very friendly here, there is a line in the sand between me and them. I haven’t really connected with anyone and I haven’t really met anyone who I see the seeds of friendship in. My only saving grace is Jean Pedro. He even got me an invite to lunch today with our resident doctor (Dr. Claudia) and three Italian telecom engineers who are here helping set up a data centre. So it was 5 Italians and I around the table. I got snippets of conversation at best, but I’m used to that from Sara and Rachele so it was fine and I was very glad to have a bit of banter and some laughter. And I’ve learnt to make gnocchi from master chef Jean Pedro. Yum yum yum!
Finally for now, I went out with HBC on Friday. We went to another two parishes and it was nice to be out of the office having spent four days there. On the way there we passed through a waterlogged pothole which could have happily housed a crocadile or small hipo! The second village we went to I met a young girl. She can’t have been more than 10 but she was HIV+. I felt (and still feel) really angry at a world that can allow a child to have to suffer with this awful curse. A curse she had little to do with but will cut her down long before she should have to
shuffle off this mortal coil. She had the most beautiful face and we caught each others eyes while everyone else had their heads bowed in prayer. I think at that moment we were friends in mischief and we smiled happily at each other throughout the rest of my time there. On a number of occasions she lay down on her guardians lap and I saw in her face a sense of comfort and safety that I think only a child can really feel. A sense of safety from a world which doesn’t really care. Only that guardian can provide safety from the world you don’t understand. Something in me misses that feeling, it feels like a long time since I’ve felt it last. I can’t help but wonder now (after thinking about it on Friday evening, writing about it in my journal, writing about it in a email and finally here), that maybe some people find that comfort in God in their (adult) lives. If so, I guess I’m missing out somewhere along the line!
Til next time, from a very hot Zambia
-D
Monday, 1 November 2010
Sights and Sounds
I’m currently working for the home based care centre which goes out into the remote villages to provide support and anti-virals to people who are HIV positive. HBC help people in the same village to set up support groups, which help them to help themselves, with projects like organic gardens. You remember the three friends I mentioned in the last post? Yes? Well it wasn’t the three kids in the photo but instead three others. AND it turned out that they were trainee nurses. So they, 3 of their friends and myself went out with HBC on Thursday and it was a really great day, the highlight of week one for sure. I have spent so long helping rich people get richer than it was really nice to see how HBC make a difference to people on the ground. Now my job is to help HBC sort out their data so that they can a) get better funding b) spend less time typing and more time helping.
Apart from that excursion, I have spent three days in front of a screen writing code, remembering (or trying to) SQL and hoping desperately that my laptop won’t over heat. So far it’s frozen twice at bios startup and I’m thinking that it’s not designed to work in almost 40C temperatures. Now where’s Kerryn when you need him? Along side that, I’ll be shortly installing some retail software for the centres shop to help keep track of turnover and make life easier for the people involved. Monday I helped prepare for a party Fr. Ted (yes, that really is his name) was having for the religious community to celebrate Independence Day (which was actually last Sunday).
Saturday, I was out and about as well, helping Fr. Andrew set up a PA system for our local group of Spiritans who were marking the death of their founder, Claude Poulard De Places, 300 years ago. The popes representative to Zambia showed up and helped celebrate the two and a half hour mass. The mass was really great with lots of singing and dancing. And it was even in English, so I could understand it.
Today Sunday, I again went to the 7am English mass in the parish. After breakfast, JP and I went for a long walk to the nearest hill (1 hours walk away). It was well worth it for the view and when we got to the top, we found that it was home to a large array of very beautiful butterflies, both large and small. Secretly I was hoping for an encounter with something more tropical like an elephant or similar but sadly, not today. I did however see a swallow, which I thought was really cool given that I only ever see them in Europe during the summer and here they are now, for their winter holidays. The other cool thing that happened today is that we had our first session of rain. A little earlier than expected, but still very welcome. As hopefully you can see, when it rains, it pours here. It looks like I might not be wearing sandals for a while.
‘Til next time…
-D
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
Thud!
Since then I have been to 7am mass, I helped prepare a party for 35 people, made 3 new friends, forgotten the names of almost everyone I’ve been introduced to and NOT thrown up even once. Fun house things include the ant and cockroach problem in the kitchen coupled with the spider and frog problem IN THE TOILET! But at least there is hot water, electricity and a fridge. Thanks be to God for little things!!
We are still awaiting the rains (wow does that feel like a foreign concept to me) and so it remains the hottest time of the year until they arrive. The joke of course is that yesterday there was a very light sprinkling during a thunder and lightning storm. Who do you think got credit? The Irishman!
I want to give a special shout out to two people, who through their foresight have helped me enormously,
- Dad, thank you so much for over-estimating on the cord for the mosquito net, not only did I need the extra bit, I needed mum’s thread on top of it…
- Zoe, your penknife has been invaluable throughout these first few days and was used within 20 minutes of getting my luggage!
Yours, from the middle of nowhere,
- D
Tuesday, 19 October 2010
Pictures from Ireland
The first album of interest to me on this website is my ten days in Ireland. I'm sure lots of photo's from Zambia will follow on from there.
Now the fun begins, the next post will be from Africa!
Monday, 11 October 2010
An update from Ireland
So I leave you with two pictures, the last view of the UK as I sail away from my life as I‘ve known it for the past 6 years (below) and the wash behind the ferry which carried me towards Ireland and the dawning of this new adventure.